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Why choose the Kennards?

Have you been searching for a one-stop family to fill all of your friendship needs? Consider the Kennards!

We're a dynamic, up-and-coming family that has a lot to offer. When you choose a Kennard as a friend, you get activity, loyalty, humor, wit (don't confuse the two!), mad drink mixing skills, plenty of wine to share, and intriguing conversation. We've yet to meet someone who goes away bored.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! We have six Kennards all in one location! There's bound to be a Kennard to fit your style! Really, why shop for friends anywhere else?

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