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Now that you know about us, tell us a bit about yourselves. Don't consider this an interview to measure your friend-worthy quotient. That would be silly.

If you had to choose a favorite Kennard, who would it be:

What kind of skills can you bring to this friendship? (check all that apply):
Your own minecraft server
Patience for foibles
Won't mock the use of the word foibles
Paritally deaf. Yes, it's an asset at our house.

Your hobbies include... (choose all that apply):

Radio buttons are called radio buttons because:
They're round like radios used to be.
To make little boys ask questions.
Because only one can be pushed at a time, like old car radios.

Maybe the most important for last, do you have any netflix suggestions?
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